Shopping for school supplies in elementary school was intense like “im so gonna show up tiffany with these mechanical pencils bitch wont know what hit her”
are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.
are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.
are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.
did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.
officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle
Hyoyeon being an ass about Soo’s popularity in Japan :D
Let us appreciate the fashion goddesses that are the Team Rocket Trio!
me in chemistry class
unstable and not fully understood yet.
i’M IN MY
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
Baby elephant drinking. When they are this young, they don’t yet know how to use their trunks to drink water.
so it just suBMERGED ITS FACE THAT IS SO PRECIOUS
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*
A one ton Eagle model from The Hobbit trilogy that was hung on the ceiling in a new zealand airport fell down on a noodle canteen after an earthquake hit.
that sentence was a roller coaster ride from start to finish